Conversation

mum: eh, your panties.
me: orh.
mum: eh, I bought this telephone leh. Office lor! Selling at $9.80 only! Keep saying "buy, buy!" then I "aiya, okay lah".
me: *waves panties at her* You buy for what?! *waves panties* No need one what! *waves panties* You all two hor *waves panties*, one buy $100+ radio *waves panties*, one buy $9.80 telephone *waves panties*!
mum: Mine only $9.80!
me: So now how? Put where?
mum: *looks at me sheepishly*