Good morning

Every math lecture, A/P Goh Say Song will greet us good morning, followed by asking us if we are happy. Then we'll always say no. For Tuesdays, A/P Goh will say we should be happy because of some event happening in the week (like for this week it's a 2.5-day week) or because it's early in the morning, or because we are going to face functions (and other topics) this time round. Then for Fridays he'll say we should be happy because it's the end of the week.

For both days as long as there are lessons, we are unhappy.

I think he's really very funny and we do like him though he's a little lame, because he's really warm and makes lectures fun to listen to.

So what do I reply when he asks us how are we? I whisper good morning and proceed to look at my desk.