Photocopying genius

Only I can be so smart that I can screw up the photocopying machine with the press of one button by my very magic finger. Not to mention that it screwed up when half my copies were inside it still.
And only I can photocopy a document single-sided when I had previously printed the original as 2-sided so that I can save some paper.

Plus I'm still in school. At freaking 7pm. With a gastric pain.